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BUSH GUIDE 2004
2008
Section 5
Section 5
Chapter 21
Some Dumb Things
Bush Actually Said
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"You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going
to forget this."
George W. Bush to
writer Al Hunt, 1988
(Bush's threatening statement, made in a very public place to a well known and respect
writer, offers a revealing glimpse at the real Bush behind the political Bush. To me it
sounds like something a angry fascist would say to a liberal writer in an attempt to try
to silence their effective criticism.)
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said at
Bellevue Community College Nov. 2, 2000, SEATTLE, WA.
(He must be talking from personal experience. He has set quite an example for the
young people in America not to follow.)
"They said this issue wouldn't resignate
with the People. They've been proved wrong, it does resignate."
(I think he means
"resonate", twice. And when has Bush ever really shown that he cares about what
the people think.)
"Families is where our nation finds
hope, where wings take dream."
LaCrosse, Wis.,
Oct. 18, 2000
(Once again Bush uses poorly
spoken abstractions to inspire, rather than facts and honest plans that offer real
feelings of security for the American people.)
"Our priorities is our faith."
Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000
(If Bush's faith is his priority
than why does he lie all the time, why does he take huge amounts of money from corporate
thieves, and why does he support killing people? Based on his actions it is clear that his
real priorities are centered on helping the super rich get richer with unaffordable tax
cuts, and to hell with everyone else, including the U.S. government.)
"...more and more of our imports
are coming from overseas."
On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)
(That is so true and obvious, but more and more of our high paying jobs are going
overseas, thanks to Bush and the Republicans in Congress.)
"The American people wants a
president that appeals to the angels..."
Bush in his speech during the GOP
convention. Aug/2000
(What the American people really
want is a president who is honest, hardworking, and who did not achieve the presidency by
a one vote margin in the Supreme Court.)
"We don't believe in planners and
deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."
Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000
(No, what we want is some brain
damaged political puppet, like Bush, telling us what we want.)
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
Reuters, May 5, 2000
(On the surface Bush is a funny likable guy, but his years of mismanagement of the
federal budget, the U.S. intelligence community, the war in Iraq, and the state of Texas's
budget are not laughing matters any longer.)
GOV. BUSH: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems
so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy
there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb — I haven't told this to many people. But
he's the governor of — I shouldn't call him my little brother — my brother, Jeb,
the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER: Florida.
GOV. BUSH: Florida. The state of
(This guy really is too stupid to
be president of anything, except maybe a frat house. I wonder if he thinks the pictures of
the dead women and child in Afghanistan and Iraq are un-American to him, or how about the
pictures of sexual abuse from the Abu Ghraib prison torture scandal.)
"I mean I, there will be debates. I
mean every election cycle has the debate on the debates. You know that. I want to, I have
a lot of work to do and first things first. I understand exactly what has to happen. And
by the way there is a couple of phases left in the campaign. One is the period between now
and the conventions, very important to manage as well. There are some tasks at hand."
U.S. News and
World Report interview, March 8
(First, I find it hard to believe
that he said this incoherent rambling statement, and second, I find it even harder to
believe he got enough votes, in the Supreme Court, to win the election after saying things
like this.)
"Laura and I really don't realize
how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."
Meet the Press, April 15, 2000
(Bush tries so hard to sound like he's an intelligent person, but he just can't quite
pull it off.)
"And you know, I think if people
are satisfied with the status quo out of Washington, the tone, the attitude, if Al Gore's
message is, you know, vote for me, I'm going to"
Press Conference, March 9
(Bush makes a real compelling
argument, but I think I'll stick with Al Gore, or John Kerry.)
"The mission must be to fight and win war and therefore to
prevent war from happening in the first place,''
The day before Super Tuesday in San
Diego, Mr. Bush was talking about the need to give the military a new mission. 2000
(I'm sure he means
"wars" (plural), and after his current "war" in Iraq we all now know
how important fighting wars is to this chickenhawk. To bad he's not better at protecting
the lives of the American fighting men in Iraq and Afghanistan.)
"If you're sick and tired of the
politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."
Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16,
2000
(Yea, I'm sick and tired of all the principles Clinton and Gore used to damage this
country with their evil huge budget surpluses, their twisted full employment scam, and
their sinister crime reduction results. Quick, tell me which way to Bush's campaign
headquarters!)
"I
think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock
down the tollbooth."
Nashua, N.H., as quoted by Gail
Collins in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000
(That cowboy Bush can really talk tough, now lets see if he get tough on the huge
budget deficits he helped to create.)
"The most important job is not to
be governor, or first lady in my case."
Pella, Iowa, San Antonio
Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
(It sounds like Gov. Bush is finally coming out of the closet. I bet his wife likes
it when he puts on one of her mini skirts and talks in a shrill voice.)
"Will
the highways on the Internet become more few?"
Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000
(I have no idea what he talking about here, it just sounds funny to me.)
"I know how hard it is for you to
put food on your family."
Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of
Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
(Isn't that some new exotic Japanese fad?)
"What
I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based
upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know
how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my
position.''
Quoted
by Molly Ivins, the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000
(It's a good thing for Bush that his Daddy was president, and rich, otherwise his position
would probably be one that earns him the minimum wage.)
"The administration I'll bring is a
group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women,
decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and
who will not stain the house."
Des Moines
Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
(Yuck, nasty women stains in the house. This must be Bush's sick way of taking a
swipe at Hillary Clinton.)
"There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There
needs to be town-hall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."
Larry King Live,
Dec. 16, 1999
(Does Bush mean "huge", as in, really big? And "travel", as in,
going places? Well at least Bush expresses an air of confidence despite all his other
major character flaws and educational weaknesses.)
"The important question is,
How many hands have I shaked?"
Answering a question about why he
hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
(The important question I have is "how many brain cells does he have left after
all his years of boozing and drugging?".)
"You
see, the evildoers like to hit and then they try to hide. And slowly, but surely, we're
going to make sure they have no place to hide. Slowly, but surely, we're going to move
them out of their holes and what they think is safe havens, and get them on the
move."
President George W. Bush September
29 2001
(Slowly, but surely, we need to get Bush out of power and get him moving back to
Texas. Maybe down there in Crawford he can find a nice hole to hide in so the people who's
lives he has screwed over won't be able to find his sorry ass. Also, Bush had better hope
that God doesn't not have an ironic sense of humor, because if God does, Bush is screwed,
a trillion times over.)
"We can compete with
anybody -- at least, I think so."
Washington, D.C., Mar. 16, 2004
(Bush is finally starting to question some of his own "free association"
thinking patterns based on the right-wing propaganda he has been brainwashed with.)
"We've been through a
recession. That means things are going backwards."
Nashua, New Hampshire, Mar.
25, 2004
(Wow, I thought I felt something strange. Kind of like a "back to the
future" feeling. Also, after the past 16 years that Republicans held the executive
branch of government it should be clear that an economic recession is what they know
best.)
"He
got him 175 employees, which is a good size company."
Nashua, New Hampshire, Mar. 25, 2004
(Hod damn boy, that sure do sound like a good size un.)
"And the time is getting
worse. That's what people have got to understand up there in Washington, or over there in
Washington, down there in Washington, whatever. Thought I was in Crawford for a
minute."
Scranton, Pennsylvania,
Jan. 16, 2003
(When people experience these types of mental time-displacement problems they are
usually associated with a LSD flashback episode, or are symptoms of sever brain damage
caused by years of alcohol and/or cocaine abuse. I sure Bush was kind of joking when he
said this, and so am I.)
"We
want results in every single classroom so that one single child is left behind."
Little Rock, Arkansas, Nov. 10, 2003
(After I read that quote the first thing that came into my mind was that this
statement must be some type of Freudian slip based on some hidden subconscious remembrance
from Bush's early childhood.)
"When
I picked the Secretary of Education I wanted somebody who knew something about public
education."
Washington, D.C., Apr. 30, 2003
(Wow, Bush's MBA skills are really starting to shine through. Bush appears to be
getting dumber every day.)
"I
always -- always -- sometimes say, government can hand out money -- and I'm going to talk
about some of the money we're trying to hand out -- but government can't put hope in a
person's heart, or a sense of purpose in a person's life."
Los Angeles, California,
Mar. 3, 2004
(Is that the money your handing out to your friends at Halliburton, or your friends in
the drug and insurance industries, or your billionaire tax cut friends? Is that the hope
the government can't put in the heart of the 800+ soldiers who died face down in the
desert of Iraq? Is that the sense of purpose the government cannot give to the millions of
people who have lost their jobs since you took office, and who you are denying benefit
extensions? I think I will always, always, sometimes remember what you have done to this
country.)
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Chapter 22
What Other Smart
People Have Been Saying About Bush
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Al Franken: During a PBS
News Hour interview Al was ask about the liberal bias in the media, and this is what he
said:
"It's all bullshit. Asking
if there is liberal or conservative bias in the media is like asking if al Qaeda uses too
much oil in the hummus. There is a bias in the right-wing media." "They will lie
and cheat..." "They will intimidate." "And it's wrong."
"These guys (right-wing media personalities, O'Reilly, Hannity, Rush, etc.) are
bullies, and my dad taught me, you stand up to a bully."
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Michael Moore: During a
interview he was ask what people should do about feeling powerless to influence the
actions of the current administration, and this is what he said:
"They (the Bush
administration) want you to feel hopeless and powerless, when, in fact, the exact opposite
is true." (paraphrase) We each have one vote, and there are more of us than there are
of them.
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Joe Conason: During a
interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN he made the following comments when ask about the war
in Iraq:
"...planning for the
post-war phase was poorly done. and the Pentagon has confirmed that in a report that was
revealed in the press." "Our people are bleeding in the field...how do we
continue to mass our forces there..."
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Jim Hightower: During a interview with Progressive he
made the following comments when ask about the direction the Bush
administration is taking America:
"Most people have a sense
that things have gone terribly wrong. It's not just some giveaways to the rich and the
rigging of regulatory rules. It's something fundamental....America is being stolen....They
are diverting America from our historic striving towards egalitarianism...We are going
down the wrong path."
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David Corn: During a
interview he was ask about the outing of the identity of a CIA agent, ambassador Wilson's
wife, as a possible partisan political retaliation by the Bush administration, and this is
what he had to say:
"This is a campaign of
blaming the victim. The strategic point here...is for the GOP'ers to make this scandal
look like another one of those nasty partisan mud-wrestles that the public never likes.
Turn it into a political controversy, not a criminal one. Then it all comes out blurry and
muddy in the wash. But that is the intent: to fuzzy up the picture and cause people to
shrug their shoulders and say, "it's just politics.""
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Molly Ivans: During a
interview with Alternet.org she made the following comments when ask about the direction
the Bush administration is talking this country:
"It does seem clear that
they are out to fundamentally alter the course we've been on...(back) beyond the New Deal.
They seem to be quite serious about ultimately getting rid of the progressive income tax
entirely, and also Social Security."
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Lou Dubose: During a
interview with PBS's News Hour he made the following comments about Karl Rove's connection
with George W. Bush:
"He (Rove) essentially
created George W. Bush as a political candidate...and got him elected..." "It's
almost a Pygmalion like relationship between Rove and Bush."
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Bill Clinton: During a
interview with WJLA-TV he was ask about the policies of the current Bush administration:
"I think its a mistake for
them to try and blame us (his administration) .... my SEC Commissioner tried to stop the
Enron accounting practice ...the other party stopped us, and their main lobbyist was
Harvey Pitt, who is now head of the SEC. "(We) tried to stop the abuse of these
offshore accounts, the Republicans in Congress stopped us."
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Al Gore: During a speech
on Global Warming (1/15/2004) he made the following comments:
"...scientists...have
sounded a clear and urgent alarm...the earth's environment is sustaining severe and
potentially irreparable damage... from... pollution in the atmosphere." "I am
also troubled that the Bush/Cheney administration does not seem to hear the
warnings..." "...the evidence is overwhelming and undeniable. Global Warming is
real."
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Jimmy Carter: During a
interview on NPR (8/17/2003) he made the following comments about the Israeli Palestinian
conflict:
"United Nations resolution
242 calls for Israel's withdrawal from the West Bank and Gaza...the Palestinians would be
given full autonomy....the Knesset (Israeli parliament) approved it by an 85% vote."
(paraphrased) Because of the failures of 242, Oslo, and Camp David any future success is
contingent upon honoring the UN resolutions which hinge upon recognition of Israel's right
to exist and the Palestinian people having a separate and independent state. "I don't
envision, anytime soon, President Bush putting the peace process at the top of his
agenda."
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John Kerry: After a speech
before Democratic supporters (3/2004) Kerry made that following comment to a supporter
when he thought that he was off microphone:
"These guys
(the Bush administration) are the most crooked (corrupt)...lying group I've ever
seen."
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Tom Daschle: During a
interview on the PBS's New Hour with Jim Lehrer he made the following comments about
Bush's tax cuts:
"45% of the reason we're
in a deficit over the next ten years is the ($1.7 trillion) tax cut." "At the
very least we shouldn't make these tax cuts permanent..." "Let's ensure that we
don't dig the hole deeper..." "(The) old Republican mantra: Democrats want to
raise taxes...Nothing could be farther from the truth. What we want is
responsibility."
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Al Sharpton: During a
interview with Morning Edition (6/13/2003) he made the following comments when ask about
why he was running for president:
"...there needs to be a
fundamental shift in the direction of the country...in terms of the war in Iraq...tax cuts
for the wealthy... deregulation of big business, and the consolidation of the
media..." "...Bush won the election at the Supreme Court, not in the
electorate."
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Wesley Clark: During a
interview with Dan Rather on 60 Minutes, he made the following comments about Bush's rush
to war in Iraq:
"This administration has
the wrong strategy for making America safe." "(Weapons of mass destruction)
weren't the reason the administration went into Iraq and it's never been adequately
explained." (paraphrased) And worse than going to war without a good reason, they
didn't have a strategy for what to do once they got into Iraq. "No strategy for
success."
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Paul Begala: During a
interview with Democrats.com he made the following comments:
"...it's today's
Republicans who are ruthless." "We...had better toughen up, or they're going to
keep stealing elections -- and surpluses -- from us for a long time."
"...they're so afraid of Enron...because it exposes them for the whores they
are." "Junior is gonna join Poppy in the Hall of Failed Presidents."
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Mark Green: During a
interview with the Sierra Club he made the following comments about the how politicians
are selling out America:
"There can be no dispute
that big contributions buy access." "It's a great system for big business,
lobbyists and incumbents because they profit from each other, but it's a lousy system for
the millions of the rest of us who don't give PAC money with preconditions."
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Greg Palast: During a
interview with BuzzFlash. he made the following comment:
"The day after George Bush
took office...he had the Energy Department issue an order overturning Clinton's order
(order that barred Enron from energy speculation in California) putting Enron back into
the speculation game..." "He (Bush) is Lay's glove puppet."
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Ralph Nader: He was asked
what voters should do if they fear that a vote for him is really a vote for Bush, and this
is what he said:
"I would tell
them to vote for Kerry"
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Eric Alterman: During a
interview with Liberal Oasis he said the following:
"I really couldn't give a
shit what Bush thinks or feels. I care what the results for the country are.....(and) they
are all uniformly disastrous. I can't tell you a single good thing the guy has done for
the country."
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Ron Suskind: During a
interview with Ray Suarez on PBS's New Hour he was ask about his new book "The Price
of Loyalty" and Paul O'Neill's opinions about the Bush administration, and this is
what he said:
"This White House (Bush
administration) is divorced from the desire to create good policy and make right
decisions...without the policy apparatus, there was a spread of the political arm and the
political mandate."
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Richard Clarke: He is the governments top
NSA terrorism advisor for the last three administrations that warned Bush, and his
National Security Advisor, Condi Rice, of an impending attack from al-Qaeta using cells
inside the U.S..
"One shudders to think what
additional errors Bush will make in the next four years..."
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John Dean: He served in the Nixon
administration and he knows something about the dangers of secret government. He wrote a
book about the George W. Bush administration called "Worse Than Watergate - The
Secret Presidency of George W. Bush". During a CSPAN covered book promotion he made
the following comments:
"I have never seen an as secretive
presidency as I see now." "They (the Bush administration) do not want government
information pubic."
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Chapter 23
How To Take America Back From These
Texas Outlaws
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Scenario A:
Present Situation:
Vote
Educate Yourself
Educate Others
Expose the Republican's Non-conservative
(fascist) Ideology
Get Involved In Voter Registration Efforts
Speak Out
Create An Anti-Bush Website
Write Editorials To Your Local Paper
Get on TV
File Lawsuits
Pass Out Info Flyers To Doors and Car
Windshields
Write A Letter To Republican Congressman At
Their Private Home Address
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Scenario B:
Bush wins in 2004 and proceeds with his plan to bankrupt our federal government.
In that case we will take this country back Texas style, which is the only way these
outlaws will understand that we mean business:
Buy a gun, ammo, and a laser
pointer.
Learn how to use a gun
effectively.
Practice on moving targets.
Pick your targets carefully.
Work alone.
Get a job as a police officer
or security guard.
Behave normally but when the
opportunity presents itself act quickly and without hesitation.
Don't try to organize or you
will be identified, infiltrated, discredited, and destroyed.
Don't pre-plan your actions in
anyway that will leave a trace.
Don't protest in public. Don't
speak out publicly unless you are using yourself as a decoy to lure the fascist into range
for others to deal with.
Be prepared to sacrifice
yourself for your country.
Don't focus exclusively on the
puppets, they are just an arm of the fascist right-wing organizations.
Learn how to build bomb vest.
Learn how to disable the
fascist killer robots and reprogram them to serve your needs.
Learn about security systems
and how to disable them and avoid them.
Learn how to disguise
yourself, even your gender.
Be aware of hidden video and
audio equipment.
Trust no one, but act like you
trust everyone.
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Chapter 24
Shameless Dictionary Additions
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911 (911) n. The temperature at which the truth burns.
arafat (air' a-fat) n. A glowing ring that floats above the head of a saint.
allbaugh (all' baugh) n. A small defective cog in a large machine for crushing
bones.
ashcroft (ash' croft) n. A rejected bad idea that keeps coming up for
reconsideration.
atkins (at' cans) n. The sound the human heart makes after it becomes clogged
with animal fats. (Ex. "His heart made loud atkins and then he died.")
bandar (ban' dar) n. The bulge a fat roll of bills makes in a persons pocket.
(Ex. "Are you just happy to see me, or is that a bandar in your
pocket?")
bin laden (been' laud' 'n) n. A scary story that is based on a fiction.
blair (bla' air) n. A harmless looking poisonous snake that changes color based
on it's mood.
bush (bo' sh) n. 1. A open pus filled sore that leaves an ugly scar. (Ex. "She
had a big bush on her lip that made her look unattractive, and feel self
conscious.") 2. A reoccurring illness that last for four years.
carter (car' tor) adj. A great feeling that people don't know how to keep
around.
cheney (chain' ey) n. The tiny specks of blood, bone, and brain tissue that end
up on the face of an assassin after he carries out a hit. (Ex. "The killer washed
off the cheney on his face.")
clinton (clent' ton) n. A mistake that turns out to be a blessing in disguise.
cnn (c' n' n) n. A handy tool used to illuminate a dirty problem that needs
fixing.
coulter (coal' tar) n. A ugly lie that is used over and over in an attempt to
cover-up the truth and mislead the public.
cspan (see' span) n. A window covering that allows the fresh air inside, but
keeps the biting insects outside.
daschle (dash' ill) n. A powerful disinfectant used to contain the spread of a
deadly disease.
davis (dave' ass) n. A rare form of matter used to generate energy that is worth
it's weight in diamonds, but is hard to recognize and can only be found in California.
dean (dee' n) n. A medical device used to help expose a cancerous growth.
delay (de' lay) n. A Texas sized cockroach that bites and leaves a trail of
smelly slime in it's path.
diebold (dye' bold) n. A computer virus that hides inside the users computer and
causes the computer to generate the incorrect result by adding extra digits to the
minority value until its is a majority value.
enron (in' ron) v. The sound a toilet makes when it's having a hard time trying
to flush down a big piece of sh&%.
forbes (for' bes) n. Propaganda used by fascist to scare sheepish people into
submission and obedience.
franken (fr' an' ken) n. A funny story used to expose people who bully other
people. (Ex. "I told a franken and most of the people laughed except the
bully in the corner.")
friedman (freed' man) n. A false economic theory designed to confuse and obscure
sound economic theories. (Ex. "The "Laugher Curve" was a friedman
invented by the Republican party to trick people into accepting tax cuts for the rich as
economic stimulus.")
frist (fre' ist) n. A political technique used to manipulate people into viewing
God as the national symbol rather than Uncle Sam.
gates (gate' s) n. Capitalist greed without bounds and without any competitors.
goldberg (goal' burg) adj. A Oedipus relationship resulting in clairvoyant
opportunist ambitions with underlying self destructive Freudiant actions and statements.
gore (gor) n. A sure-thing that turns out to be a big loss because of poor
planning and powerful unseen forces working against the thing. (Ex. The election was a gore
for him, but not for the other guy who won.)
greenspan (green' span) n. A Jewish economy theory that says money is God.
halliburton (hal' o' burt' ton) n. A political ideology that says that greed is
good, anything goes, winner takes all, and accountability is for the people who do not
give enough money to politicians.
hannity (han' aty) adj. A tough verbal attack by a dim witted puppet who whores
himself for a buck.
harris (hair' ass) n. A Florida landmark that looks like a bush on an ass
covered with makeup.
hicks (hick' s) n. A money laundering machine that automatically separates the
correct amount of cash to bribe the corrupt politicians who are covering for a criminal
enterprise.
hughes (hu' es) v. The embarrassing look on a person face when they make a loud
fart.
hume (You' m) n. A plastic doll that speaks when you signal with your hand.
imis (I'm' miss) n. A no nonsense, non-fiction, book that sticks to the facts
but does it with a bit a humor and satire.
iraq (I' rack) n. The juice splatter a bug makes after it hits you windshield at
75 MPH. (Ex. "My windshield was covered with iraq after driving through
Oklahoma all night.")
jackson (jack' son) n. A child's nightmare based on prepubescent fantasies.
kennedy (ken' ed' dy) n. A large weight that keeps a dangerous machine in
balance.
kerry (care' ee) n. A new weapon system designed to take out the most treasonous
enemy combatants.
king (ke' ing) n. A Jewish monarch who rules by gathering and disseminating the
views of wise men and then following the desires of the people.
matthews (math' hues) n. A loud distraction that interrupts the flow of positive
electrons resulting in a shocked receiver.
miller (mill' er) n. A once funny joke that is no longer funny. (Ex. "My
friend keeps telling the same miller over and over again until it made me
mad.")
moore (more) n. A funny looking tree that produces some very good fruit.
mueller (mu' lar) n. A lie that is used to cover-up another lie.
nixon (nex' on) n. The bad taste left in your mouth after a big spoonful of
toxic waste and a side of magnetic tape.
o'reilly (o' rye' lee) adj. The feeling of anger you get after being verbally
accosted by a right-wing puppet bully. (Ex. "I was so o'reilly by the
person on the other side of the debate I just wanted to leave.")
patriot (pate' tree' ot) n. A porous rock that helps to filter out impurities in
the water and the air.
perle (purr' al) n. The hole on your skin left by a blood sucking leach.
powell (pow' el) adj. The itch on your skin left by a blood sucking leach.
reagan (ray' gun) n. The height of a stack of bills equal to the federal debt in
1980, plus two trillion dollars.
republican (re' pub la' can) n. A new class of drugs that is designed to make
the patient so sick they will need all the other classes of drugs. (Ex. "My doctor
prescribed a republican, but I knew that it would just make me sick so I got a
second opinion from a different doctor.")
rice (rye' ce) adj. The smirk on the judges face after they send someone to jail
for lying under oath.
ridge (rid' ge) n. A job that has lots of risk and few rewards.
rove (row' ve) n. A crime that uses con men and bait and switch techniques to
cheat large numbers of people out of their assets. (Ex. "The Republican Party has
been attempting to pull a rove on the American public, but most of them at not
falling for it.")
rumsfeld (rums' feld) n. A form of fear mongering designed to elicit hate
towards the enemy and patriotism towards the political leadership that is spreading the
fear.
saddam (sa' dam) n. What happens to you when you willingly become someone's
puppet, but still try and retain some of your own independent ideals.
saudi (saw' de) adj. When a person is so rich they are above accountability.
scalia (sca' lee' a) n. A bad mistake that almost everyone regrets. (Ex. "After
he pull the lever for the Republican Party he got a sudden scalia feeling in his
gut.")
scwartznigger (sch' wart' s' neger) n. A headache caused by large muscle
contractions while watching a bad foreign movie.
sharon (sha' ron) n. A Jewish term used to describe a head injury that causes
psychotic thoughts and illusions of grandeur based on world domination.
stern (ster' en) n. A Jewish prayer that ends with the words "and show me
your tits".
stewart (stew' art) n. A Jewish housekeeper that gets caught stealing.
tenet (ten' ant) n. A spy who takes several bullets for the team. (Ex. "The
new 007 movie was about a tenet who infiltrated the CIA to subvert democracy.")
trump (tr' ump) v. A capitalist technique for avoiding bankruptcy by exploiting
any available money making opportunity.
wellstone (well' stone) n. A single white cloud filled with the suns rays
streaking through it amongst a dark sky filled with threatening storm clouds.
whitehouse (white' house) n. A place with great potential but too often
un-for-filled reality and infiltrated with abusive intentions.
winfrey (win' free) n. What you call a number one best selling book.
wolfowitz (wolf' o' witz) adj. What Hitler called the Jews who supported his
fascist leadership.
woodward (wood' ward) n. The joyous yell an author makes when their book becomes
number one on the NY Times best sellers list. (Ex. "I let out a big woodward
when my book, "Bush Guide 2004", hit the number one spot on the NY Times best
sellers list.")
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Chapter 25
GOP's Library Book Collection
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