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BUSH GUIDE 2004
2008
Section 4
Section 4
Chapter 16
Living In The Shoes
of a Palestinian
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The poor Palestinian people had 70% of their land stolen in
1948 when the UN created Israel for the Jewish people. Since that time Israel has expanded
it's borders into the Palestinians lands in the West Bank and Gaza by force using American
made tanks, helicopters, and machine guns. These Jewish settlements and forceful tactics
have angered the Palestinian people, and other Gentiles throughout the world, and the
Palestinians have been fighting back with whatever weapons they have available, which are
usually rocks. When the Palestinian people do fight back they are labeled as terrorist, as
are their family members and friends, and they are all automatically, and collectively,
guilty of terrorist acts and are targeted by Israel.
America's politicians continue to ignore the plight of the
poor Palestinian people and they give Israel $3 billion dollars each year in economic aid
and free trade. So far the U.S. government has given Israel over $100 billion dollars
since it's founding and Israel is currently lobbying to have the annual gift amount
increased by several billion dollars. If you count the cost of this war in Iraq, which is
really a war about Israel's security, the total gift to Israel is well over $300 billion
dollars. And if you count the intangible cost of America's reputation in the eyes of the
rest of the world the amount is astronomical.
In my opinion, America is on the wrong side in this David vs.
Goliath bloody conflict that is costing America's taxpayers hundreds of billion of
dollars. The poor Palestinian people only what their own state on the land the UN left
them in 1948. Most of America's politicians say that they support a separate Palestinian
state, but their lack of actions and continued support for Israel sends the opposite
message.
I find it highly ironic that American boys are sacrificing
their lives in Iraq for Israel's security, and American taxpayers are giving hundreds of
billions of their tax dollars to Israel in economic aid and military support, and in
return Israel thumbs it's nose at America in a number of different ways. For example,
Israel sends spies into America (Jonathan Pollard), it harbors American Jews guilty of
major crimes committed in America (Samuel Sheinbein), it uses American made military
equipment and American tax dollars to carry out inhumane brutal attacks and cruel
oppressions against the poor Palestinian people, and it ignores our military's request
that it not sell certain military technologies to China and Russia. It appears that Israel
has become America's Frankenstein monster.
If the American people are not careful about who they elect
to run America they might find out first hand what it's like living in the shoes of a
Palestinian.
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Chapter 17
Fun Facts About Bush
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Fun Fact: The first president Bush did not go into Iraq after
liberating Kuwait in 1991 because he thought that the cost would have been to high both in
dollars and American lives, and because he believed that American would get stuck in a
long-term quagmire among hostile Iraqi civilian populations.
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Fun Fact: Since Bush declared "Mission Accomplished"
on May 1, 2003 at least 550 more American boys have died in Iraq, and thousands more have
been seriously injured. After this photo-op Bush lied and said that the Navy was
responsible for the sign, but is was later discovered that the White House had the sign
made.
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Fun Fact: The 9/11 terrorist attackers were from Saudi Arabia.
The Bush family's very friendly relationship with the Saudi royal families dates back
almost 50 years and involves tens of millions of dollars in business deals and political
support. Two days after 9/11 the only plane allowed to fly around the U.S. was one picking
up members of Saudi families, including members of the Bin Laden family, to take them out
of the U.S..
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Fun Fact: Bush admitted that he does not read the newspaper. He
says that it's all just a bunch of opinions anyway. This matches his management style that
says, "I really don't give a s&%# about the facts, or what the people
think.".
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Fun Fact: Less than 2% of estates are currently subject to any
federal estate tax, there is a exemption on the first $1 million, and estates over $1
million are subject to a progressive tax rate with a top rate of 50% for values over $20
million. This is the most progressive tax in America and it is probably the only reason
there is a middle class in America. The first thing Bush did after taking office was
create and sign legislation that ended the estate tax, and he has spent the largest part
of his time in office trying to make sure this regressive tax law change becomes
permanent.
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Fun Fact: The Savings & Loan Crisis of the 80's cost U.S.
taxpayers between $500 billion and $1 trillion dollars to bailout. This deregulation
rip-off was crafted by President Reagan and V.P. Bush and was exploited by several members
of the Bush family. Wealthy land owners, real estate developers, accounting firms, and
politicians in Texas, California, Florida, and Colorado were the big winners in that
Republican engineered scam.
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Fun Fact: During the Savings & Loan Crisis of the 80's
President Reagan actually reduced the number of S&L inspectors who's job it was to
over see the management of the S&L's fiscal condition, and that budget cut back turned
out to be very costly to the American taxpayers. Also, it was reported that V.P. Bush told
at least one group of inspectors to "back-off" their investigation of Sunset
Savings & Loan in Florida, and that delayed the collapse of that S&L resulting in
a much larger taxpayer liability when it finally did collapse.
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Fun Fact: George's brother, Neil Bush, was part owner and on
the board of directors of Silverado S&L of Colorado when it went bankrupt and cost
U.S. taxpayers over $1 billion dollars to bailout, one of the largest failures. His other
brother, Jeb Bush, currently governor of Florida, made out like a bandit when he and his
real estate partner where able to pay off a loan of $4,650,000 million dollars for only
$505,000 after the collapse of Broward S&L in Florida. This type of RTC sweetheart
deal was typical of the scam that transferred up to a trillion dollars from the U.S.
taxpayers to a handful of super wealthy families that successfully exploited this
political corruption rip-off.
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Fun Fact: Of the current $7.1 trillion dollar national debt
almost $4 trillion was created during the Reagan and Bush administrations. ($2.7 budget
deficits, $.9 trust fund borrowing, & $.5 S&L bailout)
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Fun Fact: A FBI memorandum reported that George Bush of the CIA
was briefed about the Cuban exiles reaction to the JFK assassinations on November 29,
1963, but George Bush claims that he did not work for the CIA until he became it's
director.
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Fun Fact: In the 1980's America sent samples of botulinim
toxin, bolulinum toxoid, anthrax, gas gangrene, and the West Nile virus to Iraq. Iraq
admits that it used these samples to make weapons.
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Fun Fact: Republican Senator Phil Gramm (PhD economist) warned
of very bad economic consequences if Clinton's '93 tax increase legislation was passed.
The bill passed without one Republican vote and the exact opposite of what he said would
happen happened. The Republicans now take credit for the positive economy and federal
budget of the 90's and they blame Clinton for the current economic down turn caused by
Bush's highly regressive tax cuts for the rich.
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Fun Fact: President Bush's father used the phrase "New
World Order", and this is the same phrase the fascist Nazis used, and now the Bush
administration is using the word "Homeland" which was also a popular Nazi word.
This could just be a coincidence or we might have a bunch of fascist running America.
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Fun Fact: In 1962 U.S. military leaders signed off on plan
"Operation Northwoods". This was a top secret plan to carry out a terrorist
attack against American citizens and then blame Fidel Castro so that the American people
would support a war against Cuba.
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Fun Fact: During Hitler's reign the Reichstag building was
destroyed by terrorist allowing the Nazis to pass an "Emergency Anti-Terrorist
Act" giving the Gesteupo extraordinary powers.
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Fun Fact: In 1991 President Bush was overheard asking "Who
is this chicken shit?" after Senator Paul Wellstone made some policy suggestions
during a White House reception.
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Fun Fact: Bush lied when he said that any deficits his
administration created would be short-term and small. We now have record deficits and Bush
continues to call for more tax cuts and more spending increases.
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Fun Fact: Bush lied when he said that Iraq had weapons of mass
destruction and that Iraq was a threat to America. These were just excuses he tried to
sell to the American people so they would support a war in Iraq that is really a war about
Israel's security.
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Fun Fact: Bush lied repeatedly about who benefited from his
first huge tax cut. He said that the people in the bottom income groups got the most
benefit, when in fact the bottom 60% only got 16% of the total benefit. That tax cut was
clearly designed to benefit billionaires the most, and it did.
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Fun Fact: Bush supports government policies that encourage
companies to outsource their jobs, factories, and headquarters to places outside America,
claiming that these types of policies will help America's economy. He also claims that tax
cuts for the rich will help people who are not rich, and that cutting taxes will increase
revenues to the federal government. He also said that the declining value of the U.S.
dollar is good news for America. Who's side is Bush on? Clearly not the American people's
side. Everything this guy says is either wrong, or is a lie.
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Fun Fact: Bush has ignored scientist who claim that global
warming is endangering our planet, and he continues to support legislation that relaxes
industrial regulations over pollution emissions, and that supports the burning of oil,
gas, and coal, instead of supporting cleaner alternatives.
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Fun Fact: Bush lied about his relationship with Ken Lay, the
former chairman of Enron, who was his biggest financial supporter in the 2000 election,
and he refused to intervene in the energy price rip-off scam in California by Enron,
Reliant, and other energy companies.
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Fun Fact: Bush has refused to hold anyone in his administration
accountable for the intelligence failures of 9/11, or the planning and intelligence
blunder during the war in Iraq, or the torture and abuse scandals at Abu Ghraib prison, or
the huge budget deficits, or the high unemployment, or the skyrocketing health care cost,
or the increasing cost of a college education, etc, etc, etc,. Bush's focus and energy has
been spent on tax cuts that benefit the wealthiest people in our society, and getting
reelected, nothing else.
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Chapter 18
Bush's Conversation
With God
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George: God,
I know you helped me become President and I just wanted to say thanks.
God: I didn't
want you to be elected you moron. I was sure Gore would win, and he did, but your brother,
Jeb, and the five scum bags on the Supreme Court, stole the election and you have been
stealing from, and lying to, the American people ever since. Also, stop using my name to
help you further your corrupt political activities you lying slimebag money whoring
pipsqueak. I have a good mind to smite you right here and right now.
George: No
wait, please God, I thought you love all men equally and forgive the sinful.
God: George
your an idiot, and an evil man, but you already knew that. You think that I don't know
that you go around killing innocent people, torturing poor Iraqis, bombing civilians,
robbing the Social Security system, lying to the American people, thumbing your nose at
the rest of the world. Now you want me to love and forgive you when you continue doing the
same evil over and over. I sent my only son to teach people like you that your job is to
show kindness, compassion, and mercy to your fellow humans. But you lie about your
Christian beliefs and show utter contempt for my creations.
George: But
God, all these humans are going to over populate the earth and threaten all humanity with
catastrophe cause by global warming.
God: I
created the entire universe and the potential for intelligent life throughout, don't you
think that I was smart enough to put in place natural mechanisms to cleanse the earth of
problems that man creates. Why do you think I gave you such large brains and abundant
natural resources? Your focus should be using what I have given you to limit the harmful
effects of human activities on the planet, and not focusing on the destroying the most
precious gift of all, life.
George: But
God, we have run all the different computer simulations and the outcome is always global
warming and natural disasters if we don't act by limiting the population of the earth.
God: Oh, and
your solutions involve relaxing regulations for industrial pollution, rolling back water
and air quality standards, chopping down trees in the national forest, stopping the clean
up of toxic sites, refusing to pass tougher standards for gas mileage, cutting budgets for
family planning services, denying women the right to control her own reproductive system,
giving preferential tax treatment to the oil, coal and natural gas industries rather than
encouraging the development of cleaner alternative from the sun, wind, and oceans, and
drilling for more oil in pristine national parks of Alaska. Your a fool George and your
lack of vision and lazy intellect prove that you should not be put in charge of leading
other people. You are a follower George, accept it and embrace it, or you will be sorry.
George: I'm
sorry God.
God: Well at
least your words of sorrow are a step in the right direction. I'm working overtime trying
to save your soul George, I hope you don't waste my time. And stop trying to cut the
overtime pay of the poor you uncompassionate pinhead, and stop wearing me on your sleeve
or I'll really teach you about God fearing for real. Don't forget what I told you George.
George: Huh?
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Chapter 19
George W. Bush's
Resume of Shame
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George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC
georgewbush@whitehouse.gov.org.com.I.lie
Objective: I
plan on getting re-elected by spending over a $100 trillion-million dollars on TV ads that
misrepresent my horrible record, and that falsely distorts and discredits Senator Kerry's
honorable record and thoughtful issue positions. If that fails I will go through the
"revolving door" to private industry where I will get a very easy job that pays
me a ridiculously high salary and has benefits and perks that no one else gets. At my new
job I will demand the highest levels of security to protect me from all the people I
screwed over while I was President and Governor.
Experience:
2/2001 - 11/2004 -
"Puppet" President Of The United States
Lied A Lot To Get
Elected, I Mean Appointed, but that was not enough to get the job done, so we had
to use every trick in the book, we called everyone who owed us anything, we used my
brother Jeb's Florida connections, we used my father's Supreme Court connections, we used
all available closely connect Republican personnel to help stop the vote recount (see
image 1 below), and we did it, we took control, but only by the narrowest margin, one
vote. Karl Rove, Jeb, and Ralph Nader get a lot of credit for pulling that one off.
Passed $1.7 Trillion
Dollar Tax Cut for the very rich, including repeal of the estate tax. We hid the
long-term cost by sun-setting the provisions after 10 years. Also, I lied to the American
public and I told them the people at the bottom get most of the benefits, when in fact,
the bottom 60% only got 16%. I got two gold stars for that legislation. (A "Gold
Star" means I get an extra $10 million dollar bonus after I go through the revolving
door to private industry. Silver Star = $5 million, Bronze Star = $1 million).
Passed $786 Billion
Dollar Repeal of the Dividend Tax that will benefit the very rich. I lied and
told the American people that this tax cut was affordable, and this was when the federal
budget deficits were already skyrocketing to record levels. The American people are so
gullible.
Passed $524+ Billion
Dollar Medicare Prescription Drug Bill that gives hundreds of billions to the
insurance and drug industries. This bill makes it illegal for seniors to buy cheaper drugs
from Canada, it makes it illegal for seniors to buy medi-gap insurance, and it makes it
illegal for Medicare to save money by negotiating large drug buys. We hid the true cost
and told Congress it would only cost around $400 billion, and now Medicare is projected to
be bankrupt by 2019. We all got a gold star for that one.
Passed Huge
Increases In Spending (23%) using the attack on 9/11 as an excuse and as
leverage. All the members of Congress were afraid that the American people would think
they were un-patriotic if they did not agree to these increases. There is nothing better
than terror to coerce members of Congress and win the support of voters. Now we have a
free hand to do whatever we want with the budgets and the military.
We Passed Cuts In
Overtime Pay Requirements claiming that this change is necessary to keep the
economy on the right track. If workers need more money they should get a second job.
Passed the Patriot
Act so we can spy on U.S. citizens without going through the courts, and so we
can ignore the legal rights of people who we label as terrorist. We plan to expand the
Patriot Act so that anyone who makes less than $200,000 a year is automatically considered
a potential terrorist.
Created The Largest
Federal Deficits In History, and I lied and told the American people that any
deficits would be small and short-term. My deficit record so far: $129 in 2002, $367 in 2003, and $560
(projected) in 2004, and that's not counting the surplus money we borrowed from the Social
Security Lock Box. I'm getting three gold stars for this performance.
Rolled Back Air,
Water, and Forest Logging Regulations and I lied to the American people about all
three roll backs. Now there can be more arsenic in the water, more mercury in the air, and
fewer trees in the national forest for the terrorist to hide in.
Transferred The Cost
Of Cleaning Up Toxic Sites To The Taxpayers. Our friends in corporate America use
to have to pay to clean up their own messes, but not any more. From now on taxpayers will
foot the bill to pay companies like Halliburton to clean up toxic messes that companies
like Halliburton make.
Relaxed Media
Company Ownership Rules using Colin Powell's son, Michael, to help us ram this
fascist rule through the FCC. Soon the only things the American people will know is what
we tell them, and they better accept it and keep their f&%$#@# mouths shut.
Relaxed Banking
Ownership Rules with the help of the former Senator Gramm (R(fascist)-TX). Now
it's just a matter of time before a handful of giant banks own everything in America. You
think your credit card interest rates are high now, just wait a couple of years.
Attempted, but
failed, to pass giant retro-active corporate ATM tax refund bill. This bill would
have forced the government to send hundreds of billions of dollars to giant corporation
like Enron, Tyco, Halliburton, and WorldCom. If I get re-elected you can be sure we will
push this three gold star bill through Congress.
Massacred Thousands
Of People in Afghanistan and Iraq at a cost of over 800+ American boys and well
over $200 billion dollars. We did this while ignoring our biggest and most important
allies, ignoring the real terrorist in Saudi Arabia, and with a big slap in the face for
the UN and the EU countries. I have no problem sending American boys to far away exotic
places to kill people, and to get killed, just as long as I'm not the one doing the
killing, or the one getting killed.
Withdrew America
From Kyoto, and The Nuclear Arms Reduction Agreement With Russia. I'm
bringing back to life Reagan's enormously wasteful "Star Wars" weapons idea.
Russia said they have already devised new system to counteract our space weapons shield,
but I'm going to waste the money anyway. And as for "global warming", I think we
need to spend billions more on research, and waste valuable time, before we reach any
definite conclusions. The warmer the earth's climate gets the faster our fascist ideals
will take root.
I Refused To Join
The "World Court" unless I was exempt from any possible liability.
Hell, I'm already guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity, and I'm not just
talking about in Iraq and Afghanistan either.
Nominated,
Re-nominated, and Then Appointed the most extreme bunch of right-wing puppets,
that this country has ever seen, to lifetime positions on the federal courts. The
Democrats recognized them for what they are, and they did whatever was necessary to stop
them. Damn those Democrats. "Someone get me some more anthrax and envelopes, I'll
remind those liberal free-thinkers who's boss around here."
Prematurely Declared
"Mission Accomplished" in Iraq during photo-op on aircraft carrier, May
1, 2003. I lied and said that the Navy put up the sign when in fact someone in the White
House had the sign made (see image 2 below). Anyway, since that time 550+ more American
boys have died, but I'm smart and I won't allow the media to photograph all the coffins of
dead American boys coming back home (see image 3 below).
Blamed The
California Energy Rip-off On California and it's Governor, Davis, rather than
Enron and it's cohorts in the energy industry, and I refused to do anything to help the
state of California. That state is full of damn liberals anyway, screw California. I
was suppose to get a gold star for this one, but since Enron collapsed I'm not sure if I'm
going to get my payoff from Kenny boy.
Refused To Hold
Anyone Accountable in the U.S. Intelligence organizations for 9/11, the anthrax
mailing, the Iraq war failures, the Abu Ghraib prison tortures, or the outing of a CIA
agents identity. If I could get away with it I would blame everything on Clinton and the
Democrats.
Created a Shadow
Government that only the Republicans knew about, and that only they were allowed
to participate in. Just wait until the Democrats find out about the "Deep Shadow
Government" that we keep operating around the clock at a secret underground location
just south of Dallas Texas. (Remember the billion dollar SSC project that Clinton thought
that he cancelled? *wink*).
1995 - 2000 -
"Puppet" Governor of Texas
Relaxed Pollution
Laws resulting in Texas taking the lead in industrial pollution.
Passed Two Big Tax
Cut Bills that benefited rich property owners and resulted in crippling budget
cuts and huge deficits for the state of Texas.
Set The Record For
The Highest Number Of Public Executions and publicly mocked a woman's plea for
mercy in a joking manner.
Vetoed Patient's
Rights Bill that would have given patients rights to hold their HMO's
accountable.
Refused To Support
Hate Crimes Legislation resulting in it's demise, despite personal pleas from the
James Byrd family.
Passed Tort Reform
Legislation greatly limiting jury awards for people injured by negligent
corporations, medical professionals, and HMO's.
Showed A Complete
Lack Of Knowledge And Interest In Pending Legislation and I often referred people
with questions to other people on my staff. I was truly an incompetent governor, so I
tried to stay away from the media.
1989 - 1995 - Part
Owner Of Texas Rangers Baseball Team
Made $14 million dollars
from a $650,000 investment after selling team to Tom Hicks, a big political supporter and
family friend.
Refused to pay the city of
Arlington the $7.5 million the team owned them for construction cost around the new
stadium. The taxpayer financed stadium deal is how the team became so valuable in such a
short period of time. I learned that corporate welfare doesn't just happen at the federal
level. We took full advantage of everything we possibly could to enrich ourselves, and
then left the taxpayers to pick up the cost. My Daddy's rich Texas friends are so smart.
1975 - 1991 -
President of Arbusto Energy Inc. (Harken Energy Corp.)
Started oil company with
money from lots of my father's political supporters including some money from some Saudi
investors, including Bin Laden family money.
Ran oil company at big
financial loss year after year, and failed to find any oil.
Sold oil company stock just
before a financial report came out and just before a big drop in the stock's price. That's
how I got money to buy part of the Texas Rangers. That, and the loans to executives that
were forgiven.
Failed to report stock sale
to SEC in timely manner. Insider trading charges were never brought by the SEC, probably
because my father was Vice President at the time.
Various Other
Activities
('68) I worked on the
political campaign of Senator Edward Gurney (R-FL). This is where I first learned about
the tricks used in a political campaign to get a right-wing puppet elected.
('68-'73) I served in the
Texas Air National Guard, thanks to some stings my Dad pulled, and thus I was able to
avoid the unnecessary blood bath of Vietnam, where Kerry got wounded three different
times. I was AWOL during part of my service, but I have some really good connections in
high places, and I'm a really good liar.
('71) I worked for a couple
of my fathers former business partners from Zapata Oil, Robert H. Gow and Peter C.
Knudtzon, who sent me on trips to Central America and South America, and several southern
states looking for tropical plant nurseries to buy for their business, Stratford in
Houston. I was not doing anything for the CIA, money laundering, or cocaine, really!
('72) I went to work on the
political campaign of Winton M. Blount (R-AL) for U.S. Senate.
('86) I stopped drinking
alcohol. And no more cocaine on my brain.
('88) Helped get my father
elected President.
('92) Worked to get my
father re-elected, unsuccessfully. I told reporters that when my father lost to Clinton
that was the worse day of my life. I blame that little nazi Perot for that loss.
Education:
Andover - I
was a below average student, but my parents were happy that I was out of the house at age
15.
Yale ('68)
- I was a way below average student, but a way above average party animal.
Applied to the UT Law School
but was rejected. But I got my revenge when I became Governor and I appointed a bunch of
right-wing ideologues to the UT Board of Regents, and they have been kissing my a&%
ever since.
Harvard ('75)
- I graduated with a MBA, but I should have also gotten a PhD in drinking, tobacco
dipping, and jerking-off. People think that I must have been sleeping through my classes,
but the truth is we have been managing this country's finances exactly how we planned.
It's a classic bait and switch con job plain and simple, we know it and most of you don't.
You "marks" are a bunch of suckers.
Personal Interest:
God, Jesus, The Bible,
Politics, Subversion, Treason, Murder, Assassinations, Capital Punishment, International
Free Trade, Money Making, Money Laundering, Labor Exploitation, Robots That Kill,
Elections Rigging, Cocaine, Marijuana, Heroin, Tax Shelters, Outsourcing, Greed,
Deregulation, Tort Reform, Nation Building, Nation Destroying, Infiltration, Covert
Drugging, Spying, Monopolies, Currency Manipulation, Crime Cover-ups, Tricking Voters,
Lying, Editing Official Transcripts, Redacting Government Documents, Sealing Government
Records From Public View, Vetting Critical Information, Secretive Societies, Dogs,
Jogging, and Baseball.
Personal
References:
George H.W. Bush
- This is my father who was a WWII pilot and war hero. Dad inherited wealth and made
millions in the oil business. He is former Director of the CIA, former VP under Reagan,
and former President. He is currently a board member of the Carlyle Group, a public
speaker, and a war machine capitalist. During the time Dad served in the executive branch
of the federal government the federal debt grew by around $5 trillion dollars, the S&L
rip-off occurred costing taxpayers around $500 billion dollars to bailout, the Iran-Contra
crimes occurred (Dad covered that up really good with lies and pardons.), there were major
cuts in social programs, there were huge increases in military spending, and the economy
limped along with high unemployment. Dad set the example and I'm following in his foot
steps.
Jeb Bush -
This is my brother and he made lots of money during the S&L Crisis. He is currently
Governor of Florida, and it's a good thing for me that he is, or I wouldn't be
President. He, like me, is a elections pro, a right-wing extremist, and a budget
turn-around specialist. During Jeb's service in Florida the 2000 elections scam took place
(Thanks Jeb), education budgets were cut, tort reforms were passed, tax cut and budget
deficits occurred, and his daughter was arrested for being a crack whore (see image 4
below).
Dick Cheney
- He is my VP and between him and Rumsfeld they know where all the bodies are buried. He
started out working in the Nixon White House, then he worked in the Ford White House, then
he was elected to Congress where he had an extreme right-wing voting record, then he
became Secretary of Defense in my father's administration where he directed the very
bloody Panama invasion (Operation Unjust Cause), and the first Iraqi invasion (Operation
Desert Storm Chickenhawk), then he went through the revolving door to Halliburton where he
collected all his gold star money (over $40 million in five years), and now he is back in
the White House earning more gold stars by pushing more right-wing projects. He is the
most secretive VP I can remember. He holds secret meetings with oil industry executives to
determine the course of our government's energy policies. He is associated with CFR,
Carlyle Group, AEI, JINSA, PNAC, and other neo-con groups. His ideology is so extreme I
often see him saluting himself in the mirror with a raised hand and clicking his boot
heals together. He had a bad heart, but the right-wing's secret doctors harvested a new
heart from one of his clones they raise on a farm down in Mexico, and now he's good as
new.
Karen Hughes
- She is my close friend and sinister Republican campaign hack. She left my administration
to be with her family, and to earn $15,000 a month from the Republican National Committee
as an advisor. Now she is back in the administration promoting her new book "Ten
Minutes From Normal", which should be called "One Vote From Obscurity". The
excuses she makes for my actions, and my inaction's, are laughable. She is an extreme
right-wing puppet and an SMU graduate.
Laura Bush
- She is my wife and mother of our two twin girls, Shit-Faced and Vomit-Breath, those are
just their nicknames. Our girls got arrested for underage drinking so we named them that
to teach them a lesson. My wife is an expert Republican political hack, just like Hughes,
and she is also an SMU graduate.
Karl Rove -
This is the guy who really knows how to pull my stings, and the public's strings. He is a
life long elections engineering pro. He has made more money and earned more gold stars in
this business than all of us put together. People accuse him of using dirty campaign
tricks, but I just call it good old fascist politics.
Appendix A:
Images
Image 1: Angry mob of
concerned citizens (not) who's behavior helped stop the vote recount in Florida by
frightening the poll workers who were busy recounting the ballots by hand to insure that
everyone's vote was counted correctly.
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Image 2: Bush's
Premature Announcement May 1, 2003 (Notice sign about his head that he lied about.)
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Image 3: Killed American boy's
returning home. Bush does not want the American public seeing photos like this one, so the
people who took this picture were fired. I guess that is just Bush's way of saying
"Welcome Home Boys!":
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Image 4: Jeb's daughter
after being arrested for crack cocaine:
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Legal Notice:
This is not really George W. Bush's actual resume, this resume is a much more honest
version. This is a Bush resume where satire is used to expose the real facts about Bush's
history. This resume is for issue advocacy only, and laughs, and it is not intended to
support, or oppose, any political candidates for any public office, including the
extremely honorable, war hero Senator John Kerry who is an
honest, hardworking patriot who will help get this country back on the right track to
fiscal responsibility, international cooperation, shared economic prosperity and growth,
and corporate accountability. Therefore, I'm not advocating "Kerry For
President!", even though he probably would be a fantastic president, and
certainly a much, much better president than the current fascist puppet liar Bush. This satirical version of Bush's resume is just an educational tool to teach
people about the issues, and to make them laugh, and it is not about candidate advocacy
whatsoever, including the great senate leader and war hero Senator John
Kerry, who is highly likely to be the next great president of this great nation.
So don't "Vote For John Kerry" because of this silly resume,
it's just a satire.
© 2004 - 2007 by Chris
M. Fick, Frisco, Texas 75034
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Chapter 20
Bush Bumper Stickers
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