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The 5 B's To Beating The Bushes:
"Badger, Boycott, Bastille, Blitzkrieg, & Black Hole of Calcutta"

gandhi.jpg (3652 bytes)(10/14/2005) Many people, well over 50% according to the latest polls, are angry and frustrated by the Bush administration's corruption, cronyism, and countless criminal and immoral actions, but they are not sure what to do, other than try to vote against them in the next election. And if all the Carter-Baker elections commission's recommendations are fully acted upon before the elections in 2006 and 2008 that might be all that is necessary to take back our government from these corrupt right-wing fascist. However, I'm not going to hold my breath until then, and neither should you. Therefore, I have come up with a plan to drive Bush and his pals in the GOP out of power. I call it "The 5 B's To Beating The Bushes" and it is a plan for battle. The 5 B's are as follows: "Badger, Boycott, Bastille, Blitzkrieg, & Black Hole of Calcutta" in that order. I will explain each of these in detail.

All 5 of these steps have been proven throughout history to be effective in ridding countries of their tyrannical and oppressive leaders. They are designed to be progressive, and harmful. That way if the first step is successful no other further steps will be necessary. However, if step one is unsuccessful then we move onto step two, while continuing  step one, and so forth and so on until we reach step five.

I'm not recommending waging a war against our government. Our government is not the problem. We love our government because our government works for us. Bad leadership is the problem. What I'm recommending is helping our government by taking it back from the people who have stolen elected office, i.e. the Bush administration in 2000 with the help of the five activist judges on the Supreme Court, and in 2004 with the help of paperless voting computers build by GOP supports like Diebold and others.

The Bush administration has betrayed their oath of office, lied to the American people, damaged our government's fiscal health, and murdered innocent men, women, and children in Iraq and Afghanistan. And these items are just the tip of the GOP's bloody, treasonous, and immoral iceberg.

The criminals in the Bush administration are dug into their government jobs like a tick on a dog's back. Therefore, we must remove them just like we would remove a tick from a dog's back. No more sweet talk, no more turning the other cheek, no more crying about stolen elections, and no more lame excuses for doing nothing.

I hate ticks, don't you?

Ok, lets look at each step one by one. Each step builds upon the previous step so that all five steps may not be necessary to take back our country from these fascist, but all five steps at once will put fear into the heart of any man. Following are the 5 B's to beating the Bushes out of our government, and they are in sequential order:


1. Badger

We need to start badgering and verbally berating Bush, his administration personnel, the Republicans in Congress, and all their family members at every opportunity. Every time they appear in a public place we need to get right in their faces unloading on them verbally. Let them have it at the top of your lungs with as critical and offensive language you can muster. Tell them that you know that they are corrupt lying fascist pigs. Tell them that you are no longer going to tolerate their criminal plans to rob your government, undermine your democracy, and kill more innocent people using American soldiers as pawns, etc. Don't stop your verbal attack until they run away to hide from your loud voice and angry face.

During this verbal harassment don't touch them physically, and don't threaten them with physical harm in any way. If you do you will be arrested for assault, and that will not help our cause. Don't worry about looking crazy or foolish, stay on message and repeat loudly and as often as possible. Don't stop, don't back down, and don't allow a response from any of these liars. Make them what to run and hide, or make them want to strike you in anger.

When this starts happening every time they show their faces in public a fear will being to consume their every thought and action. Since the GOP likes to use fear to manipulate us it only makes sense to turn this tool against them.


2. Boycott

We need to start boycotting the businesses that fund the GOP, and we must go beyond not buying their products. We should stage protests in front of their place of business, and personal residence. We should organize and practice regular hunger, fuel, energy, and labor strikes. If these boycotts and protests can correlate with some important date, or planned activity they will be much more effective.

For example, when Cindy Sheehan protested in front of Bush's ranch house she did so at a time that correlated with Bush's month long vacation. Which is a strategy I recommend in my online book, "Bush Guide 2004". She was joined by thousands of other protesters from all the country and they drove Bush from his ranch. Yes, all the noise, traffic, and negative karma forced Bush to cut his vacation short and run for cover. So he ran away to the White House to escape Cindy and her fellow anti-war protesters.

What this boycott and protest strategy really means is a drastic change in the comfortable ways we currently live our lives. We must try to become almost completely self-sufficient and willing to tolerate difficult circumstances. We must conserve resources and cut back on everything we consume. We must pinch every penny to fund the cause of taking our country back. We must avoid buying anything from the big corporate stores (Wal-Mart, Target, Tom Thumb, etc.), avoid eating at the big corporate restaurant chains (McDonalds, Taco Bell, TGI Fridays, etc), and avoid paying for any corporate sponsored entertainment or professional sports. I recommend only shopping and eating at small family owned businesses, and only buy products that are made by your fellow Americans, or are made in countries that reject the GOP's right-wing ideology. Don't steal, vandalize, or destroy anything because that low level of criminal activity plays right into the right-wing's treasonous plan.

Boycotts will cut deeply into these big corporation's profits and their revenues will drop quicker than the ball in Time Square on New Years Eve at 12:00 A.M.. This will send these corporations running away from the begging hands of the GOP quicker then you can say "f-a-s-c-i-s-t p-i-g-s".

Effective boycotts might be enough to take back our government, but to make them truly effective we must be prepared to sacrifice many of our current habits, creature comforts, and cravings. Tighten your belts, exercise your backs, turn off you TVs, plant your food gardens, and clear your minds. Remember, the reward we seek is not for ourselves, but for future generations of Americans.


3. Bastille

Bastille Day is the most celebrated holiday in France. It is equivalent to our Independence Day, 4th of July. Bastille Day represents the day the French people stormed the Bastille prison and freed the political prisoners who were being tortured. It was the beginning of democracy in France and the end of a 1000 year rule by a tyrannical monarchal government. This French revolution against the entrenched aristocracy was the necessary civil war that gave the people of France control over their own country, and established it as a republic. Many French citizens died during this revolution, but the price of freedom is often the blood of patriots as well as tyrants.

I hope violence is not necessary to take back our government, but if it is be prepared to fight. Just in case things turn ugly you should arm yourself with a supply of guns, ammo, scopes, and bullet proof vest.

Start now by studying the top aristocracy in America, and try to place yourself close to them, but don't stalk them. Get a job as a police officer, security guard, house keeper, nanny, gardener, waiter, or other position in a wealthy neighborhood, expensive mall, or corporate offices.

Act and speak like you are a person with no political interest, knowledge, or ambition. If you are ask about your politics claim to be a non-voting conservative, or just claim ignorance about politics.

Don't try to organize other people, don't join any political groups, and don't telegraph your intentions in any way. You are a one person army. You are a covert operative on a mission to take back your government. You are a freedom fighter for your family's future. When the opportunity presents itself act quickly and without hesitation.


4. Blitzkrieg

Blitzkrieg is a war technique developed by the Germans during W.W.II. It is a fluid dynamic surprise attack strategy that uses ground troops, armed vehicles, and aerial attacks simultaneously. The idea is to overwhelm, surprise, and kill stationary defensive troops. It is evasive when necessary, but is always moving and unpredictable. It strikes fast and hard with everything, and then moves quickly to the next objective. Blitzkrieg is German for "lightning war".

The American people are not equipped physically or mentally to fight a real war. However, imagine how fast you could ready yourself if foreign troops were marching towards your neighborhood to kill you and your family members.

Prepare yourselves now and hope that we can take back our government with steps one and two.


5. Black Hole of Calcutta

Ok, this is where things could turn very ugly and hellish. However, this is the last step to taking our country back from the evil murderous fascist in the Bush administration, and it will most likely not be necessary.

War is hell, but sometime stoking the fires of hell is necessary to send evil men running away from you and your family members. Maybe Thomas Jefferson -- one of our founding fathers -- was right when he said, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.", but lets hope he was wrong.

If the U.S. had not joined the other allies to defeat the fascist during W.W.II many of us would not be alive today, and those who were allowed to live would be slaves for a ruthless fascist dictator bent on world domination. The price of this freedom was very high with over 405,399 Americans killed, but in retrospect we did defeat an evil fascist ideology. We owe the men and woman who fought in W.W.II everything, and that goes double for the Jews. -- It has been reported that Bush's grandfather collaborated with the Nazis prior to the U.S. entering W.W.II., and it appears our president has inherited some of that fascist ideology and he is now using it against the American people and our government. --

The Black Hole of Calcutta was a prison cell in India that measured 18 feet by 16 feet and was forced to hold 146 British troops, many who died of suffocation. It was the conclusion of a battle between India troops and British's troops at a British fort in Calcutta India. The India troops drove the British troops into one of their own prison cells -- The Black Hole of Calcutta -- which turned out to be a fate worse than death for many British soldiers.

Eventually, the ruthless, oppressive, and cruel British occupiers abandoned their imperial ambitions in India and were sent home with their tail between their legs.

I wonder how many of the fat Republican Senators in Congress we can fit in one little 16'x18' prison cell. It might be fun trying to find out. It would also be a highly ironic payback for the recent Abu Ghraib prison tortures.


I believe we can take back our country without spilling a drop of blood or harming one single person simply by following the civil disobedience methods used by Mahatma Gandhi in India. Gandhi used boycotts, hunger and labor strikes, international attention, and peaceful protest to force the imperialist in Britain reevaluate the cost-benefit of keeping its hold on India, then they left.

However, based on the willingness of the Bush administration to murder the innocent we should prepare ourselves for any possibility, including steps three, four, and five.

President Kennedy's words resonate in my mind in this situation, "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable.".

Consider today D-Day and start preparing yourself for the worst, but start with steps one and two.


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